hustlerose:

adelaecalendai:

hustlerose:

good-ol-drunkle-qrow:

hustlerose:

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

• stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
  
• self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
  
• never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
• remember that the person and the persona can be very different
  
• if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.
  

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

cake-warrior:

homopower:

rupaulie:

animetitle:

This is my favorite fcuking video on the internet they tell her what a furry is and she just legs it out of the studio

im she

I’m Mika.

SHE RAN AWAY IM DEAD

chickenoftheday:

4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

argumate:

nostalgebraist:

help-mywife:

help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest

If you replace “wife” with “fiancee,” and “napping” with “sleeping after going to bed early,” this is me rn

if you replace “wife” with “master Frodo” and “napping” with “sleeping after Elvish surgery following an incident with a cursed Morgul blade” this is Sam Gamgee rn

doggos-with-jobs:

Look how sad he is

hvmanfilth3:

brother-asleep:

madameliberty:

asouza1:

madameliberty:

asouza1:

What a retarded, vile, controlling cunt! Women who hate porn are the fucking worst! No man should accept a woman who hates porn and/or masturbation! Women who hate porn deserve to die alone and be eaten by their cats. Porn is good. People who hate porn are bad.

This reads like a bot lmao

Madameliberty’s comment reads exactly like the kind of no-good, controlling cunts I talked about. If you’re not the kind of despicable, controlling bitch I talked about, then why get mad?! Women who are down to Earth and like porn are awesome. The others are vile and deserve to be alone and miserable.

yikes

Haha wow die